Pay day is the new yolo
Your Uncle who died in 2001 left behind a deposit of ?9.8million Pounds for you as his next of Kin,write me email:firstname.lastname@example.org so i can send it to you
Root-beer on the rocks shaken not stirred.
im at a weird point in my life people showing up with food at house is a highlight of my day
Why is everyone in the 90’s so attractive
Fuck you internet The Back-up plan is not moonrise kingdom
Trains Planes and Tyler Perry
Ever since i got a job i cant stop buying pizza
Theres a haitian lady talking on her phone circling my car… im scared
i smell like banana peppers and sweet onion sauce
xdougx: xylotophone: nickyminaj: nineties-nickelodeon: wsupjd: bendiggity: kaliethegr8: omfg what the fucja]fkewejkgre LOL WTF. DELETED DRAKE AND JOSH CLIP hahahahaha omg Omg, I remember watching this movie and forever being scarred. In the feels. oh god I remember this movie gotta love Drake & Josh Wtf
thesilentsleeper: if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me call me by my name send me porn type like you’re having a mental breakdown that’s it
i like to pay respects to this movie every couple of months
My boss uses hotmail
yo danny fenton he was just 14
lodeman: getinloserweregoinblogging: kellatrix: thundergoddess: calliopeisababe: princeofdoki: eldritchwaltz: pyralspite: statters: pyjamaprodigy: when his parents built a very strange machine it was designed to view a world unseen to join the black parade she took the midnight train going anywhere now youre just somebody that i used to know sweet dreams are made of...
Day three working at subways Im pretty much the shit at making Subs now.
Jackie Chan Adventures is on netflix
how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
Has Anyone actually beat skifree before